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the top 5 handshakes that I HATE

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The top 5 Handshakes I HATE to get:

1. The handshake where they won’t ever let go like your engaged or something.

2.Crushing handshakes that lives your crumpled up hand broken and sore.

3.The handshaker who won’t let go until they’e pulled you towards someone else they think you should shake hands with.

4.The person who thinks they need to shake your entire body in order to qualify as a handshake. (Way too excited.)

5. The person who has sweaty palms when they shake your hand and says, “Hi I’m feeling kind of sick today.”