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Stupid Motivation quotes #3 A Master has failed more times than a beginner has even tired.

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Stupid Motivational quotes #3

A Master has failed more times than a beginner has even tried…

well, duh. Obviously isn’t that what beginner means.

Stupid Motivational quotes #2

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The most important person to fall in love with is yourself. From there you can love others.

So tonight I’m going to take myself on a date.

It’ll be awkward when I pick myself up and meet my parents.

The goodnight kiss might be a bit of a challenge too.

ramo flores

Why do you close your eyes?

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Yesterday someone said to me: “We close our eyes when we pray, dream and kiss. Closing our eyes is associated with feelings.”

As for me I close my eyes when I yawn, have something thrown at me or get soap in my eyes.

Isn’t that romantic.

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the top 5 handshakes that I HATE

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The top 5 Handshakes I HATE to get:

1. The handshake where they won’t ever let go like your engaged or something.

2.Crushing handshakes that lives your crumpled up hand broken and sore.

3.The handshaker who won’t let go until they’e pulled you towards someone else they think you should shake hands with.

4.The person who thinks they need to shake your entire body in order to qualify as a handshake. (Way too excited.)

5. The person who has sweaty palms when they shake your hand and says, “Hi I’m feeling kind of sick today.”