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Yahoo News is weird – Get this headline: Should Wonder Woman have armpit hair?

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By Doug V

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Just for those of you who don’t believe me here’s the article:

https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/should-wonder-woman-have-hairy-armpits-plenty-reckon-so-122753127.html

I don’t get it. It’s not like she’s french.

I think it would be interesting to have a vote. Of course we all already know the answer – no one wants to see Wonder Woman with armpit hair. Thats crazy!

The fact that this is even a question explains why Marvel is making movies that people love while DC keeps missing the mark every time. If they are challenged on such a simple issue of whether Wonder Woman should have armpit hair or not maybe they shouldn’t be making movies. (That must have been a strange and expensive artistic meeting to be a part of.)

The strangest thing is that there are actually nerds online and in this article debating the issue.  first of all are nerds the right people to ask for advice about women. (Very unlikely)

So this is their argument, (This is my paraphrase.)”She lives in a forest and she should have furry pits. And besides she lives with a bunch of chicks so she’s not trying to impress anyone.  Again shows how much nerds don’t know about chicks.

Girls are always in competition with each other. Have you ever seen the looks that two women give each other if they wear the same dress to a party. They won’t even go in the same room with each other. One of them is in the hallway crying and wailing, ‘I’m not going in there. She’s got the exact same dress as me.” While the other one is gripping to her friends how she “hates that bitch” and they are planning how they are going to make her disappear.

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My vote keep superheroes pit hair free.

P.S. – I’m gals this wasn’t an issue with Lynda Carter. She’s was smokin’

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Stupid Motivational quotes #2

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The most important person to fall in love with is yourself. From there you can love others.

So tonight I’m going to take myself on a date.

It’ll be awkward when I pick myself up and meet my parents.

The goodnight kiss might be a bit of a challenge too.

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8 Phrases the Royal family never uses

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https://ca.yahoo.com/style/8-words-royal-family-never-102004874.html

Thought this was interesting. Here are 8 more phrase you probably won’t hear from these guys:

1)Any sentence ending in the word “Dude.”
2)”This tea sucks.”
3)”Supersize that for me, will ya.”
4)”Can I try on your hat?”
5) “Put a cap in his ass.”
6) Prince William, “Do these slacks make my butt look fat?”
7) “Can I wave like a normal person?”
8) “What exactly is my job description?”

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Why do you close your eyes?

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Yesterday someone said to me: “We close our eyes when we pray, dream and kiss. Closing our eyes is associated with feelings.”

As for me I close my eyes when I yawn, have something thrown at me or get soap in my eyes.

Isn’t that romantic.

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Stupid Motivational quotes #1

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Obstacles are things people see when they take their eyes off the goal.

unspecified-copyHave you ever tried that in traffic? Doesn’t work for others cars, stop signs or pedestrians.

A few secrets to becoming a good public speaker

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3573-frank_warren_-_2_-_june_2013-1024x654Often people ask me what’s the secret to becoming a good speaker on stage. I want to clarify I’m not talking about you’re speaking business I’m talking about your presentation skills.

Over the years I’ve had the opportunity to see a lot of speakers and some of them of been very good while others have a lot of work to do still. As I have observed those that are good I have noticed a few common attributes and traits.
Naturally I know behind the scenes the study their content very consistently. I’m not going to spend a lot of time in this post talking about content.

This post is more about presentation of that content. And I believe one of the most important things a person can possess on stage is self confidence in the ability to flow with your content to look as though it’s easy for you.

The first step to having this kind of delivery is the practice everywhere you can. I have long been a believer that a speaker needs to be speaking. That means when no one is hiring you you need to find a events or create them.

I have found the same thing to be true as I have done stand-up comedy. There is no substitute for practice in front of a real live audience. As a speaker you need to find as much of that as you possibly can.

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Another important element of being a powerful presenter is to learn how to keep things simple. Too many speakers try to show how clever or smart they are by making things more complex than they need to be. Rather than engaging the audience this type of activity tends to exclude them. Making something appear simple is a lot harder than looks. And quite frankly knowing exactly what to share it something that can only be experienced as you share it with an audience. You can start with what you think will work but it won’t be until you see the lightbulbs go on in the eyes of those who share it with that you’ll know for sure.

And maybe the last point to share here today which I think is the most powerful is that above all you need to learn how to connect with your audience. This can be as simple as learning how to affectively make eye contact, speak with intonation and tonality, use gestures that engage and correct body language. The idea and concept of connection is so important that in the new training I’m doing a presentation skills we spend several hours talking about how you can connect specifically with the audience.

As a preview to the training I want to mention that the most powerful way to connect with audiences is to engage them with questions, exercises and activities. To do these things effectively requires that you know your content so well that you can literally create a conversation from the stage without worrying that someone could hijack what you’re trying to do.

If you are new to speaking I would encourage you to get out there and speak as much as you can. The idea of speaking for free is the fastest way to start becoming good. I am not against speaking for free or even paying to speaking. But there will come a time when you just won’t be able to operate as a business unless you have some way of monetizing these kinds of opportunities. But for now just get out and speak.

Thank you to The BEST YOU EXPO

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This is just a quick note to say thank you to all the wonderful and support people who organized and attended the Best You Expo in London, UK this last weekend. There were so many incredible people who attended and speakers who took the stage. It was an honour and privilege to be among you. I look forward to speaking again at the expo in the future. I’ve included some pictures below from my talk at the expo on the MainStage on Sunday. For those of you who were not able to attend I spoke about some of the things I learned from my interviews with the top achievers I have had the privilege to meet and learn from.  Many of these principles changes my life and helped me to create successes in my own life.

One thing is for certain and that is that life is not always easy and there are often things we want to do that we could use some help with. One of my greatest realizations has been that there are always people there to support you and help you – even when things go wrong and don’t flow smoothly. It’s too often very easy to get sidetracked and discouraged especially when what you want to achieve is massive. It’s also difficult to have people around you who don’t always grasp your vision. It’s difficult to have detractors and people who are jealous. That is why it is so important to surround yourself with those who are interested to help, those who care about you and your success and believe in you.

And while it may not people possible to attract every person in your life to be this way I believe it is possible to attract more goodness than difficulty.

Events like the Best You Expo allow you to find people like that.

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