Posts Tagged ‘comedy’
Stupid Motivational quotes #3
A Master has failed more times than a beginner has even tried…
well, duh. Obviously isn’t that what beginner means.
3 Simple hacks to tell if you are dehydrated:
1. You’re Thirsty
2. You’re throat feels dry
3. You want a glass of water
By Doug V, Comedian Extraordinaire or something like that.
The most important person to fall in love with is yourself. From there you can love others.
So tonight I’m going to take myself on a date.
It’ll be awkward when I pick myself up and meet my parents.
The goodnight kiss might be a bit of a challenge too.