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Stupid Motivation quotes #3 A Master has failed more times than a beginner has even tired.

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Stupid Motivational quotes #3

A Master has failed more times than a beginner has even tried…

well, duh. Obviously isn’t that what beginner means.

3 simple hacks to tell if you are dehydrated

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3 Simple hacks to tell if you are dehydrated:

1. You’re Thirsty
2. You’re throat feels dry
3. You want a glass of water


By Doug V, Comedian Extraordinaire or something like that.

Stupid Motivational quotes #2

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The most important person to fall in love with is yourself. From there you can love others.

So tonight I’m going to take myself on a date.

It’ll be awkward when I pick myself up and meet my parents.

The goodnight kiss might be a bit of a challenge too.

ramo flores

Stupid Motivational quotes #1

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Obstacles are things people see when they take their eyes off the goal.

unspecified-copyHave you ever tried that in traffic? Doesn’t work for others cars, stop signs or pedestrians.