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3 Simple hacks to tell if you are dehydrated:
1. You’re Thirsty
2. You’re throat feels dry
3. You want a glass of water
By Doug V, Comedian Extraordinaire or something like that.
By Doug V
Just for those of you who don’t believe me here’s the article:
I don’t get it. It’s not like she’s french.
I think it would be interesting to have a vote. Of course we all already know the answer – no one wants to see Wonder Woman with armpit hair. Thats crazy!
The fact that this is even a question explains why Marvel is making movies that people love while DC keeps missing the mark every time. If they are challenged on such a simple issue of whether Wonder Woman should have armpit hair or not maybe they shouldn’t be making movies. (That must have been a strange and expensive artistic meeting to be a part of.)
The strangest thing is that there are actually nerds online and in this article debating the issue. first of all are nerds the right people to ask for advice about women. (Very unlikely)
So this is their argument, (This is my paraphrase.)”She lives in a forest and she should have furry pits. And besides she lives with a bunch of chicks so she’s not trying to impress anyone. Again shows how much nerds don’t know about chicks.
Girls are always in competition with each other. Have you ever seen the looks that two women give each other if they wear the same dress to a party. They won’t even go in the same room with each other. One of them is in the hallway crying and wailing, ‘I’m not going in there. She’s got the exact same dress as me.” While the other one is gripping to her friends how she “hates that bitch” and they are planning how they are going to make her disappear.
My vote keep superheroes pit hair free.
P.S. – I’m gals this wasn’t an issue with Lynda Carter. She’s was smokin’
The most important person to fall in love with is yourself. From there you can love others.
So tonight I’m going to take myself on a date.
It’ll be awkward when I pick myself up and meet my parents.
The goodnight kiss might be a bit of a challenge too.
Thought this was interesting. Here are 8 more phrase you probably won’t hear from these guys:
1)Any sentence ending in the word “Dude.”
2)”This tea sucks.”
3)”Supersize that for me, will ya.”
4)”Can I try on your hat?”
5) “Put a cap in his ass.”
6) Prince William, “Do these slacks make my butt look fat?”
7) “Can I wave like a normal person?”
8) “What exactly is my job description?”
Yesterday someone said to me: “We close our eyes when we pray, dream and kiss. Closing our eyes is associated with feelings.”
As for me I close my eyes when I yawn, have something thrown at me or get soap in my eyes.
Isn’t that romantic.
Obstacles are things people see when they take their eyes off the goal.
Have you ever tried that in traffic? Doesn’t work for others cars, stop signs or pedestrians.
The top 5 Handshakes I HATE to get:
1. The handshake where they won’t ever let go like your engaged or something.
2.Crushing handshakes that lives your crumpled up hand broken and sore.
3.The handshaker who won’t let go until they’e pulled you towards someone else they think you should shake hands with.
4.The person who thinks they need to shake your entire body in order to qualify as a handshake. (Way too excited.)
5. The person who has sweaty palms when they shake your hand and says, “Hi I’m feeling kind of sick today.”